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was laughing out loud while driving home tonight.
u shd tune in to 933 ard midnight.... super funny.

he asked why do ppl always like to use the phrase - "Oh, my god."
perhaps ppl shd change and use another lingo else.

so she asked what can ppl use instead of that.
he said, ppl can say "Oh, my dua pek gong."

she tried a few times and said maybe not coz it doesnt sound v smooth.

then he said if u dun like using tat then maybe you can try -
"Oh, my guan yin."




stuck in the middle.
shutting out all the things i dun wanna deal with.
don't feel like trying any longer.

down to my last line of defense.




i'm a great story teller.
a reluctant professional liar i've been trained to be.
the unstated clause i wasnt told when i signed on it.




i almost crashed and not see d next daylight.
who in d world wld try to cut from d traffic light into d slip road?!
u can do tat if there's no traffic but i was obviously oncoming.
blasted my horn and he still kept inching towards my direction.
maybe i shd change my horn to d truck horn and scare d daylight
outta these kinda crappy drivers on the roads.... -____- ""

some drivers are really darn.... crap.
worst still, it's a guy. really brainless ~


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